i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
