Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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