I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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