So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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