Do vagina's smell?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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