Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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