Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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