Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize