its not stalking. its research.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize