We're facebook friends in real life
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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