even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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