I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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