we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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