You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
