you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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