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(619): View more from California

I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity

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(214): View more from Texas

New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables

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(512): View more from Texas

do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(212): View more from New York

You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..

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(214): View more from Texas

I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.

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(585): View more from New York

Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating

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