He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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