Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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