hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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