she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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