AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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