So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
