I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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