I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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