i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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