That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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