did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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