He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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