better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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