Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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