Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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