it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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