He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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