Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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