i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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