oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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