We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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