You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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