So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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