remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
