Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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