Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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