it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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