My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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