Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
