is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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