I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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