SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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