I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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