Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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