he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He passed out mid-signature
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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