You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
