It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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