So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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