Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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